You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.
and then things got unholy
had to reblog this. I love this woman so much. she’s absolutely amazing. every girl in this world is beautiful no matter what anyone says.
She is literally me but older.
I want to be her when I am older :)
This is one of the many reasons why I love her.
It’s a mix of hell and outer space.
how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then
i think this is the creepiest post i’ve ever seen.
wow. yup. basically why I stay out of the ocean for the most part. if the shallows bother me…. then….
for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing
water cannot be burned
except its my grandmother
lmafo did he just enchant him?
i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back
this perfectly describes grandmas
My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.
im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics